This is Only a Test
by Joe Buonfiglio
This is a test of the EMERGENCY BLOGCAST SYSTEM. This is only a test. Had this been an actual literary-absurdist emergency, you would have been directed to your nearest alternative-reality fallout shelter for cosmetic surgery to enable advanced melatonin levels in your genitalia.
Reality? Reality adjacent?
Not even close.
Look at this as sort of an experiment in the philosophical realm driven by the author’s punishing insecurity. Given this…
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
Likewise, as a variation on a theme for this philosophic conundrum…
If a blog is written and no one is around to read it, was it ever posted?
Sure, Friedrich Nietzsche declared, “God is dead,” as did the cover of Time magazine query about the matter in 1966. But as philosophy and theology bang heads over the state of God’s health, the same dispute must be applied to the epicenter of the digital literati:
Is the blog… DEAD?
And if not the collective “blog” and those toiling away in the blogosphere, then what about that which you now read… or don’t (as the fallen tree might observe)? Has this blog, my child so aptly named Potpourri of the Damned, simply run its course? Have I gotten too weird for some of you, perhaps too political for others?
Am I only doing this for myself at this point? That possibility is a rather chilling prospect, I must admit.
I have a decent number of subscribers, but there are rarely any comments submitted by them. Is that natural? After all, I’m not a celebrity and you’re all busy people. I do sometimes wonder if you all follow me and this strange little blogtastic machine out of not sincere interest, but some warped sense of politeness? Although, in the modern age of social media, even the casual observer can see that doesn’t make much sense. Hell, do you even read the thing?
Is there anybody out there?
Perhaps that is an answer I’d rather not know, eh?
So, until next week’s post, PLEASE STAND BY….
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