DON’T BLOW YOUR HAND OFF!

… UNTIL I GET BACK!

I’m taking a little break from my insanely inane scribblings to celebrate Old Glory, watch some fireworks and baseball, as well as indulge in more than my fair share of hot dogs and cold ones.  So be safe while I’m on hiatus and, for God’s sake, don’t blow your hand off!  You won’t be able to bitch-slap me when next we meet.  Not to mention… well… you know.

I’LL BE BACK BEFORE YOU KNOW IT
WITH MORE
DELIGHTFUL ABSURDITY!

PS – Why not catch up on all the lovely POTPOURRI OF THE DAMNED archived posts you missed: 

http://www.joebuonfiglio.com/2017/06/

http://www.joebuonfiglio.com/2017/05/

http://www.joebuonfiglio.com/2017/04/

And there’s plenty more.  Just scroll down or find the “ARCHIVE” widget on this site.  See you soon….

WITH LOVE AND UTTER DISDAIN FOR THE TOILET-CLEANSING INDUSTRY,
Joe Buonfiglio

 

 

 

TV? LIKE HELL…

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TV?  Fuck that.  Binge-view my “Potpourri of the Damned” blog archives while I’m on social-media hiatus for a couple of weeks.  (Yes, I’m in danger of missing an important deadline.  Like YOU don’t procrastinate!)

To quote the late, great Douglas Adams in his beloved The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy: “Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.”

See you soon with more of my locker-room intelligentsia.

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